Once described by a legendary NFL player as ”funny, and also kinda twisted.”

I hate talking about myself, but alas, this is a portfolio site. If I don’t then, what the hell are we all doing here. So, in that spirit, here are a few things I’m happy to share.

I believe that every idea starts from a truth. Don’t just tell me something’s cool. Let me see why its cool.

I’m proud to use literally correctly. You’re not “literally starving to death.” You had a snack 15 minutes ago. Let’s just call it what it is: You wanna eat a block of cheese. I say go for it. Don’t besmirch the English language to do it.

I once wrote and produced an animated series about a vagrant hot dog.

Coaching my kids’ basketball and baseball teams were the best things I’ve ever done. Sorry, not sorry.